Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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