How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
this will be a night to untag.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Randomize