Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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