11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
oh god the rape fog is back!
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Randomize
