he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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