i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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