I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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