She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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