PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Well I just put wine in my tea
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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