No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
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