Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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