Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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