Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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