6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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