I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
