My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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