I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I just blew my weed a kiss
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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