id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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