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They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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