Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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