My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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