Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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