no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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