we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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