By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
the gays at disneyland are vicious
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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