OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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