Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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