I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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