Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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