There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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