I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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