i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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