what if every blade of grass was a penis?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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