whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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