Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
two words...techno handjob
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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