You really coming over, don't trick.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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