coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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