Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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