ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Randomize
