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Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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