didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I have post one night stand depression
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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