someone get that fucking seahorse.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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