Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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