508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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