I must be too annoying 4 u.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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