dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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