in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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