My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
My life is pants optional.
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