it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
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