Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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