is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
