I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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