Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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