Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
These tits shall not be calmed
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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