he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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